Is Michelle Obama really on Maxim's Hot 100 list for 2009?

She is so ugly and looks like a draq queen. Obama sleeps with Reggie Love rather than with her. Yet, the media is trying to convince us that she is not only stylish but beautiful. Oprah Winfrey has dispatched her award-winning make-up and hair people to make her look like a woman. Michelle Medusa needs a full time make-up artist to help her look less scary. I know Maxim's editors are all gay men- maybe they mistook her for a guy in drag. The propaganda machine is in full overdrive trying to sell us this nonsense. Please help me understand this insanity. I know that there are some people out there with a brain and are not easily deceived by following the pied piper.